Today a bad thing happened. Today WE ALL MATCHED. It's not bad because the shirts are ugly, in fact they are kind of nice. It's not bad because it was suddenly harder to find our group, again the opposite. It was almost kind of nice because they are like a free pass to piss everyone off around you by re-joining the group and 'cutting' in front of them.
It is bad because I have spent the last two days making fun of these groups, and now karma has come to kick my ass.
So I present for your viewing pleasure... the fronts:
and the backs:
(Look! It says most of our last names!)